”Terrible joke. Only three stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be...a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a. ..this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...Are you Ready?I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,-where my thoughts just, flies me away from all the commotion and. As I took a step or two towards his bed, he rustled. He rolled a bit from having been on his side, and in doing so had pulled the covers nearly off of himself. I continued by walk towards the bed, and couldn’t help but feel my pussy yelling at me to hurry it up. I kissed John on the forehead, as was my tradition since as long as I could possibly remember, and then placed a hand on his comforter to pull it up all the way over him. As I did, I noticed a faint outline against his inner thigh.. . then i realized that my rod is not fully erect and i asked her to give me a blow job and she started doing it like a slut. with in few seconds it rose like a snake and then i wore condom and lay her on bed and spread her legs and keep my snake on her cunt lips and started moving my snake on her cunt lips… she likes it really and started moaning in a low voice …. hhhhmmmmmmmmm aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThen without wasting another second i insert my snake into her vagina but due to she was.