As usual, you seem to have attracted something tasty to eat.'"Where are they? Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Get it off me! Jeez! Help!" Miranda squawked as she foun... three hungry, very toothy barracudas attached, one to each arm and one to her lower leg. "Fuck! I forgot these things have TEETH!"Scrambling out of the water as best she could with thirty pounds of wriggling fish attached took a lot of effort. The slippery beasts were as determined to drag her back in as she was to pull herself out."A little. ’ ‘I know, but I love you, crazy isn’t it?’ ‘Chris…’ ‘Not. Another. Word.’ I scooped her up into my arms and carried her to my room, lay her down on my bed, a held her, kissing her face and neck. I slipped my hands into her robe and stroked her soft skin. She reached down and undid the belt, opening the robe to reveal her body to me. I’d never seen a naked woman before, not outside of a magazine or TV anyhow. I kissed down her neck to her chest, and held her breasts. ‘Beautiful, like a. ]Being left at home while half the parents went to see Ava and the rest of the kids were studying, I did something fairly unusual: I went to my upstairs study. I did some reading about Noumea. It's the capital of New Caledonia, and although you'd think you wouldn't want to stay in a capital city when you wanted a relaxing seaside vacation, that's where the vast majority of the tourists in New Caledonia stay. I'd seen some gorgeous pictures and read a little about the place when I'd been. Was it when I moved to Canada? No that's too far back or is it not far enough? Sure, things can feel weird when you first move to a new place but this was perhaps too weird. Too perfect. It never got uncomfortably cold or, if it did, the heater in my apartment came on all on it's own and the heater never got too hot. My apartment, more like my penthouse, who builds an apartment that big and then sells it that cheep? How did I even get to Canada? I never got a passport and I never bought a plane.