.. say you’ve been grounded until graduation for making a fool of yourself in public ... you want the attention to be on someone else, and not you. ...nd the best way to make that happen is to point out someone else’s foibles. Such as thinking your nuts were shot off, when in fact all it was, was some dirt hitting them. Or of thinking you could sneak up on The Hermit, and then almost getting your ass shot with an arrow.So Mike Nelson and Justin Davis had been ragged on for weeks by everybody else. But I was also about to be robbed off my anal virginity.The next day, I turned up at Zafar’s apartment in the morning in a t-shirt and shorts. He was in a vest and shorts and looked taller than the day before. His arms looked more muscular, and his smile warmer as he beckoned me to his study. All of his stuff was still in cardboard boxes, and only his table was set up.In spite of my irritation, I found him to be a polite and kind person. He seemed genuinely smart, and I felt that I could. Alwondered what made the kids run off. The Old Man was dressed in some kindof bathrobe, which Al thought was rather odd. He'd seen this guy aroundbefore, and knew that the Old Man ran one of the stores here in the mall. Must have been his store that was stolen from, Al realized."Hello Al," the Old Man said to him, "thank you for the help stopping theshop lifter and returning my merchandise." "Uh, you're welcome, Mr.....? Say, what is your name?" The Old Man chuckled, and Al suddenly forgot. It wouldn't have killed me to hear his criticisms if he weren't always right."Callum, you're showing great progress with being a versatile actor. I'm impressed." Mr. Salvador continued.Oh, come ON."What made you make it all serious?" May asked me after the bell rang.I shrugged. "I don't know. I guess I'm not really funny, so I decided to make it serious."May giggled. "Well, I think you're funny." she told me. "I thought it was cool! You think all different. It's really cool."I shot her a.