“Where are we going?” Kara asked.“I was thinking about the Cork ‘N Cleaver in Madeira.”“That sounds good.”“There’s a movie that migh... be good, though we’d have to make a 7:00pm showing to get you home in time. We should be able to do that, if you want.”“What movie?”“It’s called Somewhere in Time and I checked that it has a PG rating.”“I guess that would be OK. I usually don’t go to movies.”“If it’s a problem, we can just have dinner and then I can take you home.”“That might be better. I really. My masturbation fantasies, however, were decidedly less wholesome; burning my lips on Corona Joe's swollen furnace, gasping for breath in Cindy's murderous headlock, my mouth in the hollow of Danny's collar bone, slurping sweat that tasted just like his semen.Seeking normalcy, I joined a gym. That's where I met Dawn, a physical trainer with the toned hardbody of a gym-rat. She was super cute, if somewhat butch. I thought she might be gay so I was surprised when she went out with me. We dated. " "But frankly, Vern, if you are going to grow your hair long you should thin your eyebrows. They used to match your mustache and bushy hair style but they look out of place now."I look in the mirror and reflect on what she has just said. "You are right, Stace. Say, I can't believe I used to have a mustache months ago." How disgusting I think to myself. After I dress, Stacey is waiting for me with a pair of tweezers. She spends a good half hour thinning and shaping my eyebrows into a unisex. Apne bare mai bata du mai abh 27 year ka hu ye story suru hoti hai 6 saal pehale jab mqi 21 ka hua mere ghar k pass ek sexy ladki rehati thi uska naam Ritu tha fair colour tha uska boobs bhi ek no the usko maine pata k chodne ka plan banyan toh holi pass mai thi toh maine usse baat ki aur kaha ki Ritu tujhe bahut din se kuch khenana tha toh boli bolo per mai bina bole waha se chala gaya fir next day wo mere ghar aayi aur mujhe bola shayam ko milo chhat mai kuch baat karni hai mai thik hai bola.