I was about to give up when I realised I hadn’t checked the attic, so I hastily pulled down the ladder and climbed up. In my dad’s little office i... the converted loft I started rummaging through his drawers, I came across some porn magazines from the 80s and a few more modern ones. Then, in his bottom drawer, buried underneath a mountain of paperwork I found an envelope. My desire couldn’t contain itself, and I opened it hastily, spilling about 30 pictures of my mum onto the floor. I got down. When he let go she pondered the touch for a few seconds, taking another look at Alex as she did. Surely there was no way she could be excited by this innocent college kid from the middle of nowhere that spoke with the heavy accent? But there was no doubting it, she was.“Ye care to walk down, or would ye just like to take in the view?” Alex extended his arm across the landscape, smiling proudly at his presentation to her.The walk down into the valley looked fine, but when she thought about. Explain it to me again.Daniel. Oh man are you serious?Me. Yes.Daniel. You're not going to think I'm weird are you?Me. I'm the one with the problem here, remember?Daniel. I am walking around the house with a constant hard on, it sticks out of my briefs unless I have jeans with a big belt on.Me. You're flattering your old mom, perhaps I’ll do more this weekend.Now I knew that I was going to do something daring this weekend, since I had finally started something. I decided to push it.Me. You're. A 40-ish woman with her hair pulled back in a tight bun wearing a black unitard and a loose chiffon black skirt down to her ankles sat at one of the tables. When she saw Roger and Mandy come in, she stood up from her table and approached the couple with a smile on her face and her hand extended, she said, in her thick Spanish accent, “Hello, I am Angela Delgado. How can I help you?”Roger returned her smile while shaking her hand and answered, “Hello, I’m Roger Price and this is my friend.