Would you like to talk and see how we might know eachother? If you don't mind could we sit down and chat?"Carol spoke first. "I see you have a weddi...g band and that you're pregnant.I am guessing Dye is your married name. What is your maiden name?"Beth hesitated. She wondered if she should give her maiden name or Ken'slast name. If she said Ken's last name that might create some problems.She went with her maiden name. "I was a Campbell" I don't know any Campbells. But there is something. I popped a woody."I chose John, my boyfriend, for his intelligence. I am genetically driven to produce smart babies." She paused, "The fact he's an arrogant, domineering, selfish asshole didn't matter as long as he gives me smart babies. He's piss poor in bed and never cares about my satisfaction ... I wonder how he'll take the news?" What news?" That he's my EX boyfriend." She laughed. "I'll bet he's going to be pissed." Not to change the subject," which was exactly what I was trying to do,. .. once again ... hold her in my arms.I continued my daily runs. I was very fortunate in that there was a wonderful trail system near my house. I could travel over creeks, through woods, and past several large lakes.I would arise early in the morning in order to complete the exercise before work. I would often pass a lovely lady as she ran the opposite way. We would nod at each other as we passed.Eventually our nods turned to greetings, then short phrases. I figured that one day, we might even. Is that what you wanted to say?" Now she was laughing even harder. "At my age, I shouldI be able to say that word." I agreed with her and told her to give it a try, just go ahead and say it. So here I am, sitting at the kitchen table with my mother-in-law when she lets loose. "Fuck, there I said it and I like the sound of it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, that felt good." Was this my mother-in-law? I thought I would tease her a little bit so I asked her if there were any other nasty words she would.