”“Your welcome, now if you will excuse me, I will finish dinner off.”As I was cooking steak, I would have to stay in the kitchen while it was co...king as well as finishing the other preparations, so it was five minutes before I went back into the lounge/diner with our dinner. Helene was kneeling on the floor in front of my TV with the drawer beneath the TV open, where I keep my porn DVDs!“So you like porn, Phil?” Helene asked.“Er, yes,” Was my stumbling reply.“ It's ok Phil, I like watching. The ten minute drive was hilarious, with Mom verbally slaughtering Megan about the dangers of drugs, breaking the law, messing with the wrong boys, the shame she was bringing on them, etc etc. I said to myself, "If she's mad now, what's she going to be like in a while!"We got to the station. Old Billy, supping a smallish glass of whisky, winked at me and stroked his grey beard, guessing, maybe, how any 'interrogation' from me may go. I took their cuffs off, led them to the custody suite and. "Who's your grandfather, Coffee," one of the young guys said with a grin.The tall redhead sitting immediately next to him jabbed him in the side with her elbow. "Don't be an asshole, Greg. Don't you get enough of that at the law office?" No insult taken," I told them, reaching out to shake Greg's hand. "I know I'm a little out of the age range of this crowd, but I still manage to get around pretty good without my walker."He just grinned and shook his head, taking my hand briefly and then. You’ve got to stroke yourself for thirty seconds. Whenever you’re ready please begin.” I got the next question wrong and lost my bra. The next three questions didn’t require anyone to lose clothing. Then Linda correctly responded to the next Remove question and I lost my panties. Fred though had to use the vibrating vagina for thirty seconds. I got the next answer and Linda put on the butterfly vibrator. She stood behind her podium waiting for something to happen. Fred put on the vibrating.