. mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”“Oh ... O...!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to. The numbers were fading, it being a long-time, often-worn favorite of his. I could tell he left work really early because he had a half empty glass in front of him, and another completely empty one next to it. I smiled at his demeanor and waved my fist in the air. Carl was exactly what I needed tonight. I reached the table just as a waitress, somewhat cute and way too young, brought two tall glasses of a dark beer. I guess the empty glass was, at one time, originally for me. Carl shook off my. "Do you like my playroom, Ron? You look like you could spend hours just looking around. Well, let's get these packages sorted out, and we can relax and talk about it."Clothes. Women's clothes, and lots. As she opened the bags, I was treated to an array of fabrics and colors that I never knew existed. I was feeling kind of embarrassed, because lots of the packages were lingerie - stockings, bras, panties and other soft and pretty things. But Mrs. Maxwell didn't act as if anything was unusual.. When he stood-up, he had a lot of pain in his knee and 2 of his friends helped him to the nurse’s office and left him there, while they went on to their classes. The nurse was not the usual school nurse [ old and worn-out looking ]. This one had only been an RN for about a year and she wasn’t worn-out looking. Believe me. Danny hadn’t seen the [ New ] nurse yet and when she walked into the room, he almost lost it. Because she was gorgeous, simply gorgeous and she was a [ Latina ] and that.