She had wanted to go out for the night and do ‘something wild’ for absolutely ages and had driven us all mad with her constant whinging about it. ...ick her husband wasn’t interested and as my wife was working the 4 to 12 shift, I agreed to take her to a couple of night spots where she’d see some ‘wild’ things. They were gay locals where my wife and I frequently went and where we both enjoyed meeting casual partners as well as many friends.She arrived at our house at 6:30 as arranged, we were to. Slowly David takes each of my hands and slides them into the soft black cuffs, making sure to tighten them before moving off of me. I pull at the cuffs to test how strong they are and I find my arms can barely move. I squirm, trying to find some sort of way to get release, but just then David climbs back on top. He slips his hand under my back and undos my push up bra and slides it up my arms so its out of the way. I squirm and moan as his hands graze my large, sensitive breasts. David grins,. 'Somewhere around here will be nice if you can find a spot to park' you yelled at me. It took another 5 minutes before a suitable site was found and we pulled off the road. The grin on your face as you looked at me said that you had enjoyed the ride and there was more to come. You told me to go towards the beach and wait as you needed to pee. Protesting that I would prefer to watch, you shooed me off but as I passed a tree I dodged behind and spied on you. I raced away as you stood and wiped.. . Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte.