But one in particular took the college high jinx very public by mistake.The pledge in question, a 17 year old freshman by the name of Ashley, had misu...derstood her pledge instructions which had been e-mailed to her. She was supposed to go to the student lounge at midnight, sneak into a men's washroom, strip naked in the handicap toilet stall, leave the stall door slightly ajar, sit on the toilet and wait for some guy to use the facilities. She was to keep her hands behind her head in sexy. I only use the best for my patients. Your regimen today will encompass an initial round of smacks with a perforated wooden paddle. The drilled holes have been optimally sized to impart the maximum discomfort to your buttocks. The perforated holes momentarily form a partial vacuum on the impacted skin, and slightly pull it up after each smack on your ass. The additional discomfort this causes to your bruised, blistered ass cheeks further helps you to remember to avoid any thoughts of. Whoever they were, they had gotten a card-key coded for the room, so I was betting on CIA, but it didn't matter much as they slipped quietly into the darkened room, two going for the bathroom and the other three headed for the sleeping area. One remained on watch in the hallway.I could 'see' Sun and Jun poised to strike, and figured that, unless the Chinese had more than the two super assasins that the girls had killed this afternoon, they would have no trouble with the three that were headed. By the time I was down to the stretcher I was surrounded by my security as they moved down with me, nearly cutting off visual access to me.There was a quick convoy trip to the hospital with police escort. Then there was a quick trip to x-ray. While I and all the guards who would fit were waiting on the results, I watched my exit from the Presidential Palace on the lobby TV in Portuguese.No broken ribs, just bruised and one partial crack. A surgeon came in and looked at the two puncture wounds..