" The bear sits down I notice his collar and tell Stacy, "I'm going to look at the tag on his collar."Stacy worries, "Ben are you sure you want to get...that close to him?"I wisecrack, "He's safer than most women I know."She complains, "I sure hope you aren't including me in that group."I don't answer but think to myself that she's number two in the group. I walk up to the bear and say, "I'm just going to look at your collar."I reach down, look at the tag and it says, 'Wojtek III Iranian Brown. My dick was hard as Rock and my dick hasn't gotten up in years."Okay brother that's a little too much TMI !" I said giggling to him and taking a sip of my beer. Then I seen my cousin Kelly walking into the Mortuary and giggling I blurted out, "Look Jimmy there's our cousin Kelly, you think my costume is skimpy. Look she's dressed like that comic book character Harley Quinn and look at those red and blue booty shorts she's wearing. Dammit my husband is going to go nuts, he loves her ass. I see. ‘Good morning!’ ‘Oh, hello.’ Charlie said in reply. ‘Last night was one of the best nights of my life. We should definitely do it again.’ This girl was about to get disappointed. ‘On the contrary, I don’t remember it at all, really.’ ‘Ha ha, you forgot? Really? I’m sure you’ve slept with so many women, you forget all of them after a while, rich boy…’ ‘You could say that, yeah.’ admitted Charlie. ‘Well, I guess I should just go then. I’ve been candy for men before, I know what to expect.’ . ”He handed me a small iPhone-sized device that lit up when I touched it. A keypad appeared on the screen with a large green "Select" button at the bottom.“And that’s it? I’ll be your sex slave and will raise the c***dren I produce. Does that about sum it up?” I was getting pissed!“Yes. When your c***dren reach the age of three, they will be taken from you and be raised by what you call foster parents and will be schooled through the college level in any area that interests them. At that point,.