Over the next four years, her mother went from one loser boyfriend to the next, until she ended up marrying an abusive asshole named Rick who was more...interested in Melissa than her mother. When Melissa came to her mom and tried to explain what Rick was doing to her, her mother exploded in a rage, and threw her out of the house, unwilling to believe that the man she loved could be capable of such things. (He was arrested a year later for the rape and murder of a neighborhood girl.) Melissa. Wise? Check. Sensible? Check. Courteous? Check. Polite? Check. A gentleman? Check. Let’s me breathe? Check. Uses Common sense? Check. Doesn’t kiss my ass (figuratively) Check. Do I need to keep on going?” She said.“You’re making that up. Repeat the crtiteria!”“Single, smart, wise, sensible, courteous, polite, gentleman, space, common sense, non ass-kisser. Want to hear the rest?”“Let it rip.” I challenged.“Sexy, passionate, uninhibited, nice dick, let’s me cum first, and lets me have my way. I told Goofy to stay—even when locked he could escape from his cage."How did you do that?" Sergeant Saunders asked. "I can yell at them all day long and they'll just look at me as if I'm stupid." Sir, they understand specific command words," I said carefully, "and those words are German. I learned the commands, sir." Why did you put that blanket in with the little dog?" Dopey was larger than Goofy even though Dopey was female."Because Goofy is a brilliant dog, sir," I explained how Goofy would. I did the lipstick just for you! I know how much you like to fuck my face when my mouth is all made up!”“I know we have been trying for a baby and this weekend would have been a perfect time for you to breed me…”“Do you want to guess if I made him use protection?”“Focus on my lips as you beat your meat. Think about how it could have been you here fathering my c***d!”“Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow, maybe I’ll go home with Tom. I’ll get back to you…”Your blood begins to boil as you thrown your.