As he ran, he lifted his staff, his heavy breathing making reciting an incantation twice as difficult. He had to cast an illumination spell, or they w...uldn’t be able to see a damned thing. It was a simple one that had been easy to memorize, one of the first that the Master had taught him, but he had never tried to cast magic while running for his life before.“Caden!” Kadal pleaded, beckoning to him as she stood beside a bend in the uneven passageway. They couldn’t be more than ten feet beneath. He soon hardened, got very hard. “What do you want to do?” He asked.I thought about something I had always wanted, but had always been afraid to ask of my wife. I thought this might be the time to ask. If it was too silly, he could laugh at me and walk away. “I want you to spank me till my ass turns red.”“Ooohhh! I can get off on that,” he said. “Let’s go out to a dark picnic table and do it.”We walked out through the lobby and back a sidewalk past a few motorist to the furthest picnic table.. A lot of stuff was collected from the internet, and he was sure more than half of it were just fantasies that people had made up, and some of it was probably just caused by extreme sexual urges in the spur of the moment. But still there were stuff that had to have some other kind of explanation.Like this latest weird tale. The one he had been investigating for the last few weeks. There was a story about two nuns that had all of a sudden started to run around sucking cock in the name of the. " And with that, he was gone as I stood there with a slight frown on my face."Something else," I muttered and picked up the red marker.Maybe I needed this something else to take my mind off things.I reached up and crossed out numbers eighteen and nineteen.Monday was turning into what we in the business called a "shit show with bells on." Everything that wasn't meant to happen did and the important things that were meant to happen didn't.My office, apparently, was the eye of the storm and I sat.