Shit!'Her breath came quickly and her heartbeat raced. The soothing waves of afterglow washed over her. Now she knew how the other half lived. The mal... orgasm was more akin to a rapid series of shotgun blasts. It was different, but she loved it. Every second leading up to it had been intense beyond measure. It was shorter, but incredibly strong. It also made a giant fucking mess, but that was hot too, in its own way.All the tension had drained out of Jessica's body. She was almost relaxed. The doctor, now seated on some sort of metal stool, began to crabwalk across the room towards me. The wheels squeaked noisily in the pall of silence. When I realized that his trajectory would carry him, not to my side, but to a place at the end of the table, I snapped my knees together in horror. Belted to the table I could not adjust my position to preserve my modesty.“Knees open, just like a book, please.” The doctor looked sternly at me over the rim of his glasses.I tried to will my body to. "I'll just clean this up," I said, began picking up dishes from the tableAfter they had finally got a grip of themselves, Natalie followed me tothe kitchen, carrying some cutlery."I'm sorry about that, we weren't laughing at you," she began."It's OK," I sad coldly, not really wanting to get involved into anotherargument with her. I let the water run and proceeded to put on my apron.The blue one was nowhere to be found, instead there was a new one, awhite sheer cotton flounced creation. Knowing. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are.