... OH MY GOD!" They were both frozen on the spot, him in the doorway, staring at her, mouth hanging open in shock and her more or less naked, legs wi...e open with a hand on her obviously wet pussy and a dildo in the other hand. There would have been silence if it wasn't for the sound coming from the laptop. "Oh my god, erm, I wasn't doing anything!" she spluttered as the groaning from the laptop got louder and the guy grunted "take my cum you dirty bitch". For the first time his eyes left her. They wouldn't like knowing what's below the crust. I've got stuff buried so deep it even frightens me."We hadn't made love yet and I was surprised that he wanted to talk."Have you ever known anyone you could trust with that ... stuff?"He shifted his weight, pulled me closer, but didn't respond to my question."Would it help if the room were darker?" I prompted."Possibly," he said. I jumped out of bed and closed the bedroom door, extinguishing the light coming from the bathroom. There was still. It wasn’t that I lacked social skills, not at all - but for sure, I didn’t want to be the main attraction. I had expected some people would want to know me because I’m a new person in this village, even if I’m living on the outskirts of it. Well actually, well outside of the main village in the forest. Being the only person who’d make his main living by hunting made me a sort of odd fish here but then, there was the fact that I knew some Guardians. Real Guardians - and I had been in a mission. So thin he appeared emaciated, nonetheless his pants, shirt and vest fit him perfectly. His bald head caught the light, as did the glasses perched on the end of his nose and his grey beard seemed to glow."Now then, as we all know, we're on a tight schedule here," he said, "so we'll be making introductions while I'm taking measurements. Carol darling, you'll do the honors." He handed her a pad of paper and a pencil. "Remember to write clearly, in large numbers with no room to misread them..