?Thank me.?I was perplexed for a moment, then smiled. I loved this girl’s sense of humour. ?Thank you for using me so efficiently Miss? I replied,...skootching sideways onto a dreary patch of grass where was less danger of being overheard.She was amused at my reply. ?Good. Where are you???Battersea Park, Mistress.??I see. Anyone nearby???Only squirrels, Mistress.??Oh, you can trust them, we have them bribed with nuts. Explain to me, without any attempt to impress, your desire and ability to. Sab mere jaise mard hothe hai. Nahi Saab mere mard ek bar mushkil she kar saktha tha, Vo, bhi kabhi , mahine me ek bar, Saab, Har bar kay AP usse 5 bar chodhte ho? I act surprised, tuje kaise samja, Saab, mai apke pallang se apke panni se bhare hue bade bade condom uthathe hu. Pooja, tuje bahuth malum hai. Saab, hostel me palle badi hue hu, dasve pass hu (In English)She says Get married. You need a young wife, who can manage your hard fucking. Pooja I don’t want a young wife I want a matured. I get so mad I take the lamp off the night stand and throw it at him, luck for him it missed. I got dress in the shortest dress I have no panties and no bra and head out the front door. He yells as I am going down the drive "Where in the hell are you going" I answer to get fucked.I drove to a bar not too far from our house that I have been to a few times with my hubby. So inside I go and look around and seems loaded with men but few women. Now I will tell you I think I have a very nice body. The only question asked was:-"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world."The survey was a complete failure because:In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.In South America and Russia they didn't know what.
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