I’m part of your ‘secret Santa’ gift from her, too,” Dawn admitted to me, just as Thomas himself showed up, angry, drunk, and carrying nunchuc...s, no less!“Alright, you two jerks, which of you is fucking my wife?” Thomas roared, swinging wildly in a way that would render the illegal martial-arts weapons almost useless ... almost.“Both of them are, baby, and they’re going to keep doing it, as long as they wish to, which is apparently for the rest of my life ... and the duration of our marriage.. She said she missed college parties and the random dick! In one motion, she rolled off her chair and kneeled in front of me. Looking up at me she said, "Have you ever fucked a married woman before?" I couldn't even answer She pulled my loose fitting gym shorts down and started working my dick. I couldn't believe this was happening. I let her work it for a while and I finally got the courage to start touching her. I explored her as far as my arms could reach with my dick her mouth. She told me. I might have been able to look and act enough like a girl to pass butbehind my still forming feminine personality I was still essential abloke and I clearly recognised when another bloke was trying tosurreptitiously check out a bird. Hell I had done it myself in thepast, and I tell you now it made me more than a little uncomfortableknowing that I was one of the 'bird's' being checked out, so I breatheda silent sigh of relief when Sue said, "Where's the ladies room Pete?"Since it was in gender. " How's your grades?"What was this? Did she think she was my dad?"I'm doing good," I replied."So who are you dating now?" she asked."Okay," I responded before I realized the subject changed. "Uh ... no one." I thought so. I haven't seen you hanging out with anyone lately."I dated a few girls over the last year or so but nothing much came of any of it and I never dated any girl for very long. A few kisses were as far as I ever got. I never hit it off with anyone. Sometimes I dumped her and.