.. Him: “My dear wife, I was wondering how many male organs have visited this place I just had such a good time in?”Her: “Oh honey! That’s a h...ll of a question to ask a woman whose been screwing for 40 years. Why would you even want to know?”Him: “I don’t know. It was just a passing thought. Some silly male curiosity, I guess. Men do wonder about such things, in case you didn’t know. I realize it’s all in the past, like yesterday’s meal, but history is a fact. I love you for who you are, but. Lily took a squat in front of Brad which caused a fart, but it wasn’t too bad as farts go. The red headed who had turned nineteen year-old locked her 19 year-old boyfriend’ flaccid penis.“Lily, you really are a stinker!”“I can’t argue with, Brad.”Brad’s POV:I was now trembling as I knocked on the steel door of the tractor trailer my legs slightly trembling. As the door opened the moment of truth had arrived. The peeping activities I had engaged at had led me to Lily and her boyfriend Brad’s. One was in his late forties and quiet, Samir was in his early sixties, overweight and always lewd and trying to paw her. Jaideeep was in his thirties and a total gentleman, always looking after her, opening doors and making coffee for her. They were all very drunk and the conversation started to turn increasingly bawdy. She sat next to Louise at dinner and they giggled together, playing along with the innuendo as it get smuttier and smuttier. They rose to go to the toilet together and Louise. “Take it off, I need to instruct your PE teacher to kit you out” she barked and I wasn’t going to argue as I pulled it off over my head exposing my smooth bare chest and for some reason I actually felt embarrassed, “Hmm” she murmured under her breath and I could see her gaze lower to my little sports shorts, “And what, may I ask, are those?” she said sternly looking directly at my groin and I was shaking so much I think my cock was swinging, “Are you wearing underpants boy?” she barked and I.