Could I tell them stories! Someof the cooking shows are interesting but most of the rest is crap.Even the sports shows keep running the same highlight... from lastnight, the same ex-jocks spouting off about the subject of the day.That's why I've picked out a lineup of DVD's to watch for the next fewhours. No popcorn though, I'll save that for later. The first one is"Live Free and Die Hard." I heard that it was sorta cartoony but Iliked the other three, plus Bruce Willis was looking gooood in. But, if you teach me, maybe I won’t have to muddle around like a teenager too long. And, I can really start giving back what you give me.”By the time I was finished, Blaise almost was in tears. He hugged me for a long moment.“I know it’s about blow jobs. But, that’s the sweetest sentiment,” he said. “You know you don’t have to give me oral if you don’t want to or aren’t ready.”“Number one, first and foremost, get this through your head. I don’t feel like I have to do anything. I want to do it!”. "When no more was forthcoming I suggested to Katy "I think he wants you to transform yourself into Jennifer Aniston." I think I got that. Well," she sighed, "it is his birthday." With that, the pretty blonde on my lap became a taller, gorgeous blonde still sitting on my lap. Andy's stupefied face lit up. Jake and Marcus both gulped. Annalise and Sally looked in awe. Katy turned to me and planted a kiss on my lips. "I don't think he's going to be sleeping with Jennifer though," she. After that incident, everything changed forever. My parents and friends let me know they were disappointed in me and that things were different. The words my father had said to me still echoed in my head."Son, we're very disappointed in you. You have made many mistakes before, but until now, they have been small and forgettable. This one is not. People will always know about it. It will effect everyone's view of you, even ours. We will always love you, son, but as of this moment, you are on.