Oh and I was probably going to masturbate in the shower too. But I was out of sope so I went to my parent’s bathroom butt naked because no one was ...ome and went to get the sope but it was out of reach so I climbed up onto the counter and on top of the cabinet I found my mom’s large purple dildo with a “hole” in it to put a vibrater in and a long silver vibrater was there too along with my parents DVD pornos. I instantly got a hard on and jacked off right there standing on top of the bathroom. But it wasn't because of that that I hid under the blankets. I was ashamed, and a little frightened too. Getting caught by your mother with her panties pressed against your nose isn't exactly the normal thing for a kid aged fourteen (and almost a half). With a shudder I heard a soft knock on my bedroom door and a moment later my mother entered clothed in her nightgown. I wish I could say that it was a sexy gown but it wasn't. It was an old flannel-nightie that had lost almost all of it's. Then inevitably Dad would find out, and though he loved her more than life itself he wasn't going to put up with it, so he'd throw her out on her ass. For a few weeks she'd fuck everything that wasn't nailed down and then she'd just stop fucking, and start crying. It would suddenly dawn on her that she was missing something. That something was my dad, and she'd come running back to him every time. Of course he wouldn't take her back right away. He had too much pride for that. He'd try to date. I raised my glass and turned to the guest around us. "Please drink to this incredible young woman who is celebrating a birthday today!" The toast was so touching, Jenn blushed. The people around us not only toasted, they sang "Happy Birthday!" We ordered dinner, and she took me up on the "anything she wants" offer. For a tiny (5'0"; 85#) young woman, she was able to put away lobster and sirloin. We had an after-dinner drink - I paid the bill - and we left. As we walked out, with Jenn on my arm.