Some of the girls got me some birthday presents. I also swapped some texts with a couple of the girls I know better and worked with. One in particular...you might find funny. A very attractive, younger blonde Jennifer. We both liked football and would talk about that at work. She was younger and out of my league. So, we never had that sexual tension some co-workers do. Here's her text. I think she was a bit of a BBC slut. But, wasn't sure.Jennifer How big?Me - About 8 inchesJennifer - Thick??Me -. ”She lands, placing Elinore down. “We’ll have to take on the contract.”“Contract?” She asks. “Whatever it is, I’ll do it. Just save me from that horrible man!”Taking her cue, she snaps her fingers, and Elinore’s clothes fall off, falling to the ground. Embarrassed she turns a bright red, struggling to cover herself as she tries to snatch up her clothing.“What’re you doing? Why am I naked!?”She stares down at her. “You said you’d do anything for the contract, correct?”“I did, but...”“Is your. "Here's your phone," he said, being my perfect little assistant. "And here's that second glass of champagne you asked for." I took the champagne from my son, letting him hold my phone and charger. I hesitated before a sip and asked, “Is this my second glass? Or my third?”Richard shrugged and said, "If you don't want it, I'll drink it!" And he plucked the flute from my hand. My son is nineteen and I was not going to allow him to drink alcohol at an event important to me, especially when he is. "You don't suppose... ? Do you?" Who?" Merlin?" Oh, my God. It must be. But how did he do it? And why?" I don't have the foggiest, but, there are some questions best left unasked."As Grace was thumbing through the cards she came across one that shocked her even more. It was from the governor of the state saying that he would be attending. In his words: "Wouldn't miss it for the world."That night we went to bed and went through our nighttime routine on autopilot. We were still stunned into.