I was home alone one evening, the k**s were both off with their friends and I was about half way into a bottle of white zinfandel when I heard a car p...ll up the driveway. Glancing out the kitchen window, I saw my soon to be ex pulling in. He parked and walked up on the porch. Just as he started to knock, I opened the door and said “Well hey there, what brings you to my door?” Smiling sheepishly, he answered “Oh I just came by to pick up a few things. I knew the k**s were both gone and just. " What do you want me to do about it? I've disposed of the only two letters Paula sent." Tell him it's over. Paula said he's found someone else." No. He's found three other bitches. Some stripper, a nympho class-mate and some girl who is so uptight, she could crack walnuts between her thighs." Christ!" Emily cried. "That's some serious rebound going on. You need to stop him pining for Paula." He isn't but he thinks Paula is his friend," Rhea cried."Yeah, and if Andy and Paula manage to work. I swear that I heard my wife gasp! Dave stepped up close to my wife and she instinctively raised her hands up and lightly glided her hands over his muscular chest, his shoulders and then lightly trailed her fingertips down his powerful arms. Oh yes, my wife was literally swooning over Dave’s body!“Now,” he added, “turn and face the mirror.” He almost ordered as he dropped his bag on the bed... She did as she was told.“Look at the reflection of that beautiful, innocent woman standing before you”. Even on a bad day, she turned it into a good day, where he decided to pass up on finishing his beer. “You really have a way with things.” He raised his head up, grinning. “I know.” She moved her hand past down his tummy to his crotch, caressing his hardness. “Turn around and show me how bad your day went.” He turned around and gazed at her appearance, the look of desire in her eyes was difficult for him to say no; he was lost in her spell of seduction. Maybe she was reading his mind, maybe not,.