" I told her I needed one also and then we can have breakfast. She shyly asked me "Can we shower together to save water?" giggle giggle. I told her "I...think that's a great idea but my legs are a little wobbly so I'll have to struggle to get there. Do you think you could help me with my shower?" She simply stated "I didn't think you'd ever ask, Greg." We hobbled (well, I hobbled – she bounced) to the bathroom where I started up the shower. We both got in and started soaping each other up. “I,” the man said, drawing himself up, “have never introduced myself. I am Rexidorius Rex! Have you ever heard of me?”“No. Sorry.” She said. He seemed to deflate slightly. “Soon,” he said, “soon everyone will hear of me. Minor demon, my ass. I will rule this world in a few days! And you will be my queen!”He looked at her with a look of raw naked lust on his face. She really got scared then.“Come here!” he said. “Come sit on my lap.”“Uhm,” she most definitely didn’t want to do that. “It’s too. Spanky, you take the point." Right," Spanky said. "I'm on the point." Let's switch down to sub tach channel Charlie."They all switched their radio frequencies so that their chatter during the patrol would not bleed onto the main tactical channel."Be back in an hour," Mallory told Callahan on the main channel. "How about having some hot food for us?" You got it," Callahan said with a grin. "I'll throw a couple of beers on ice too." You do that," he said and then turned towards his patrol mates.. Sit up straight and look straight ahead."She said as she put on a surgical glove. She then put a small amount ofcream from a tube on her gloved fingers and rubbed all around John'seyebrows.After waiting a few minutes she wiped off the cream and removed the glove.She picked up a pair of tweezers and started moving them toward his eyebrows."Um hold on a second. I'm not sure I want you to do that." John spit out asfast as he could. That was not on the list as far as he could remember andhe didn't.