But I digress. I hadn’t thought all that much about the wording of my SLUT oath, and so I was somewhat surprised by the stern looks I got this time ...hen I entered the cellar room in Angie’s wake, having been woken up by her with a mysterious, “SLUT meeting, now!” We undressed and neatly folded our clothes in the small anteroom. They were expecting us, standing in a semicircle with Bobby Boobs - Roberta Summers with real name, but one glance at her impressive chest told everything about her. After I finished the yard, I put everything away and I went in the house to get some water. As I walk through the door I hear the phone ringing."Hello?" Tyler its me, did you get your chores done?" Mom always has to ask the boreing questions first."Yes mom, I got them all done, I actually just finished. Just came in the house to get some water." Well I am calling to let you and your sister know that I won"t be coming home till tomorrow. Your aunt Lisa called and invited me over for a girls. --Sarah, 7 years old‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.’ --Lily, 7 years old‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’ --Ethan, 7 years old‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and. He dressed up as Santa and donated the proceeds of his Santa work to Toys for Tots. He grabbed the suit, headed downstairs, and out to his car. Still with a huge grin on his face, he drove off to the dry cleaners. “Hey Nick, is that time of year again?” the dry cleaner, Doris, greet him. “Yeah, it seems to be coming quicker and quicker every year Doris.” He smiled handing the suit over. “You aren’t kidding. I remember when you were going to see Santa with your mom and sister. Now you’re.