‘Are you in a hurry? Because this will take a while.’ ‘Well, I had planned on weeding the garden longer, but I don’t think I want to risk caus...ng anymore property damage.’ ‘In that case, if you’re willing to listen to my boring life story, I won’t press charges.’ ‘Are you blackmailing me, Sam?’ She tried to look worried, but the corners of her mouth couldn’t suppress the urge to curl up. ‘I caught you red handed wearing stolen property, and you still have the nerve to question my motives?’ he. This One Is Compliments of John A. I bet you can guess which country he lives in!!!!A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,”. "He must have needed to prove it to me, because he pulled out his phone, went to his photos, then showed me a pic of a woman on her back and his giant cock sliding in. I noticed her small tattoo on her hip and knew it was her. I couldn't believe it."We did it again this morning. I'm sorry man." I don't know what to say." My dick was completely hard now."Are you mad?" he asked."I don't know. No, I guess not. Disappointed. But I guess it's time for me to admit to myself I was never going to fuck. She gasped and arched her back, pressing her breast harder against his hand. He pulled the material away and toyed with her nipple. Luanna watched from where she sat in the corner of the room. She felt sick as she watched her mater with the little slut. She had recognised the redhead the minute she had walked in, and she clenched her hands in fists and gritted her teeth. Her master held her close and worked his fingers inside. There was a look on his face Luanna had ever seen before. He was.