The sex was great. It was just normal heterosexual fucking for us at first. Nothing too kinky other than a big life-like dildo I bought for us both to...use on each other, often while some dirty talking about the details of her latest "trick." Usually Lacey only went out on "dates" once or twice a week, three at the most. Often I waited at home staying up late masturbating thinking about the fuck and suck Lacey was doing with some old corporate bastard with a crooked dick and a thick gold pinky. From her angle, Vennoa caught a glimpse of green on the man’s hands. Was he an orc?Seireri looked up at Vennoa and Tempest, and said, “Good! You’re all here now.”Vennoa and Tempest joined the circle of people around Seireri, and Vennoa couldn’t help but stare at the turtle. He (the voice had sounded deep) had a scarred face, but the scars were barely visible over the large wrinkles everywhere. The turtle was a deep green color, and looked like a regular turtle, only much bigger, and. Everything was secreted away in Chris's room with the door closed. I even noticed Cathy had put a humorous sign on the door:KEEP OUTHazardous materials insideNo males allowed entryI knew better than to venture a peek inside for fear of suffering the unbridled wrath of Cathy and Chris. It looked like this production was not only going to be something special for Chris but for me also.Cathy had Chris get all gussied up in her new outfit and I dressed in my most conservative suit and tie; almost. It does happen, of course, that someone does speak. Probably more in fiction: The priceless scene in Four Weddings and a Funeral where Charles, the lead character (so brilliantly played by Hugh Grant before he became a caricature of himself), almost gets married only to be derailed by a poignant question by his deaf brother, always makes me chuckle over the mayhem that follows.Or rather did make me chuckle. Not so much now, as you will understand if you read my tale.As I said: It does happen –.