The completed translation is enclosed. I hope it tells you what you're looking for.Give my love to Cathy. I know she doesn't return my feelings. Just ...ell her I said hello. And I sure would love to meet that other lady you have staying at your place! Lucky bastard!Yours etc.RickyInter-Departmental CommunicationFrom: [A bunch of letters neither May nor I could make any sense of.] To: [ditto]It gives us great pleasure to inform you that the training of the two specimens mentioned in our earlier. I assumed a pose that was appropriate for a maid, and waited.Ma'am said in my head, "Follow 3 steps behind me, mop," and entered thebuilding.I followed her in, still repeating my mantra over and over in my mind.She walked to the front desk and was greeted warmly by the receptionist.Ma'am played music in my head making it impossible for me to hear theirconversation so I fixed a smile on my face and stared blankly at thefloor."Go with the lady, doll, I will be picking you up when they are. It looked damn near fairytale in appearance. It was such a restive, relaxing harbor to shelter in. I always felt so at ease, so peaceful there. At the same time there was a certain energy that existed, perhaps a residue of nature. I always was receptive to the energy that the trees, the water, even the stones seemed to exude. I always started my visits with a deep inhale as I stood in the yard, sometimes venturing over to the creek and pond to just stand and drink in the "power". I'd fill. Thoseawful dark circles under his eyes. I decided to apply some concealer,which covered the dark circles, but he still looked so pale. So I put alittle blush on him. His lips were discolored, so I put on some clear lipgloss. He was so happy to be wearing makeup.....he asked me if he couldgo out dressed as a girl. I told him of course. I even moved him toanother school for second grade, where they agreed to enroll him as agirl. On the days he's strong enough to go to school, he's treated likeany.