"You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder ...bout those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23. She was leaning forward on one elbow with her other hand reaching through her open legs and, using the middle digit of her right hand she fingered herself energetically.I said to Darren, “Look what your girlfriend’s doing.”He looked over at Lucy and softly exclaimed, “That’s my babe Candy, she wants me, I’ve got to split.”I completely understood Darren’s urge to give his luscious Lucy another helping but he wasn’t getting out of me that easily so I gave him a look of mock disappointment and. The room stinks of sex, of bodies in heat as Joanne leans forward and slowly drags the flat of her tongue along Ashleigh’s slit from perineum to clit.I watch Ashleigh arch her back, her head thrown back, exhaling a guttural sigh of pleasure as she experiences Joanne’s tongue sliding between her folds. I slip off the bed, slowly stepping into the harness and pulling the straps tight as I watch the two hotel employees writhe on the bed. Joanne’s ass sways hypnotically as she pushes her face. Someone in the crowd shouted “who is going to blow the groom” and your wife Suzy asked “how much”? The guys then pooled their money and said “$300.00” and handed her a wad of bills. Dan said she immediately put the groom on a chair in the center of the room, pulled down his swimsuit and started sucking his cock. Dan Said “No offense, but your wife can sure suck cock; she really has some talent. I said what did she do? And he described what happened next he said she began by licking the groom’s.