"I get it, this is going to be some stupid phone sex gag. We start fucking and hit the button, then there is some woman on the other end talking dirty...to us."Made since to me, and I felt myself getting hard. Although I was waiting for Susan to say it was stupid and toss it in the trash."That is kinda hot," she said, much to my surprise. She slid a hand up my thigh, brushing my hardon. "Reminds me of when you had that crappy apartment with Mike. We used to fuck in the room next to his...loudly.. “I want it, I want it, please, please,” I cried.He positioned himself at my entrance. I could feel the heat of his throbbing cock between my ass cheeks. He grabbed the lube from the nightstand and pouring some on his fingers, he slid them deep into me. With three fingers up my moistened slit, he leaned forward and sucked on my nipples, tweaking one while sucking on the other until they were both rock hard.He placed his knob at my opening and as he started to push in, I had some mobility and I. “You’re turned on!. Does thinking about that really turn you on that much?”I let my fingers wrap around his erection, it was not that he needed the extra stimulation.“Yes”, he said.“What do you want me to do?”“Well, I am thinking of you holding Fred like that.”“That is a lot farther along than a New Year’s kiss, even a New Orleans one,” I whispered. “Is that what you really want me to do?”I’m pretty sure “Mmmmm” was an affirmative answer.Well it was for his birthday, if it was a fantasy he. You are duty now.Take your post. "Lt VanSkiver said, "Janice take your post now."Sgt. Merwin said, "I am Jason Merwin you dopes."Gunny Highway said, "Take a closer look in the wash room mirror."Sgt. Merwin did so and screamed. I showed him a note. The note saidthis.'You are to be my wife. I will change you into a human yucca plant likeme. A female yucca plant. I love you. In love. The Yucca Man. 'Merwin removed the cover to remove the wig. He could not remove thewig. Then he saw the yucca.