So here I am. My name's Alan. What's yours?''Julie. Your story is so much more interesting than mine. Combination divorce, empty nest, even the dog di...d. Threw myself into my work. Over did it. Care to pull up a chair and share the beach? I'm sure our friendly neighborhood waiter will get you a drink.'As he sat, I finally got a good look at him. Dark hair with blue eyes, decent build - no six pack abs, but a flat stomach. He had a good face - strong jaw, clear skin, slight shadow of a beard.. We all need a good laugh, at least once a day.I AM ONLY SENDING THIS TO MY OLD FRIENDS WITH SHARP MINDSSomething for seniors to do to keep those “aging” grey cells active!1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May ... What was the third child’s name?2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers ... What does he weigh?3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered ... what was the highest. ” She then ran her fingers through the remnants of my ‘accident’ from earlier, and ran it around my thighs and added, “It seems that all you need to cum is to watch me fuck someone else” my wife said with her cute, sexy smile, “so, you just watch us fuck, okay Baby?”My wife then turned around and sauntered over to Dave, climbed up on the bed, climbed up and straddled his cock and then using her hand to guide him, slide it up her pussy until she rested her weight against his balls. From my. A voice, the sum total of a thousand smaller beings speaking all at once, rang out through the woods, ‘Join us.’ She froze, her blue eyes wide and glassy. She slowly stood up, her once gorgeous dress ruined with grass and dirt, twigs in her hair and clean streaks down her cheeks where the tears had washed the dirt away. ‘Who are you?’ ‘We are eternal.’ The voices boomed. ‘What are you?’ She could feel something rushing towards her like a phantom tidal wave. Pamela staggered back and braced.