"The erotic books make it seem very simple," I commented to my wife, "There is an orgy and everyone is attractive, everybody screws at least three tim...s, everybody has a ball. I don't think is that simple." How do you think the thing starts?" she wondered, " I mean, do you walk and strip immediately? Do you go into the bathroom and take off your clothing at a signal? Are the lights on or off?" Look" I said finally, "we just won't know until we got there, don't you thing?"That Thursday night. He's a really caring man and Lizzie's like a member of our family. He really cares about her.Anyway, In the course of their conversation, Lizzie said that you were a pretty self-centered guy who never made an effort to give her an orgasm. As it turned out, Lizzie had never had an orgasm in her life. So, my husband became her coach, and she had her first one that night." What? No ... way." Way. Then Lizzie came back the next morning, with Gabby, who found out that you had been cheating on Lizzie. That would be impossible to do without dire consequences. You see, Samantha, you are addicted to bum-sniffing/face-farting because you were born with an ever so slightly different part of your brain from other people which makes you NEED to sniff women's bums and their farts to live. Without it, you would suffer terribly. So it's not about stopping yourself from ever 'sniffing' again, but it's about controlling the addiction and managing it at a safe level. Think of it as like someone with an. "Probably. You have opened the door to your life to something lurking at thethreshold, but it's nothing spectacular. Of course, if you are not a limitedatheist." What if it wouldn't work?" Natalie asked."Well, there are some kinds of exorcisms," I shrugged. "Fortunately, we livein conservative, backward Poland. There are masses with prayers fordeliverance in each diocese. I know where and when there is such mass inWarsaw. We can go there. But really, I don't think it would be necessary." You.