. ah, here it is," he continued, "They took down New Hampshire's famous Old Man of the Mountain. It's a natural rock formation that was put on their s...ate quarters." Damn!" hissed the president. "That was a republican state, too!" Sir, no one was injured. The formation WAS on collapse alert. They just didn't know how long it would hang on." finished the assistant.The president ordered, "Somebody has to transmit an atlas file to these jokers so they can stop talking in numbers!"That was quickly. After putting on one shoe and massaging it he did the same with the other one with my wife’s legs bent at the knee. I was behind the chair and he smiled up at me. He clearly could see up to her panties and normally my wife would pull her skirt down or close her legs but there was something charming about this man and for some unexplainable reason she stayed as she was.The lady who was obviously the man’s wife came to stand by me and asked if I would like a drink whilst my wife was being. There's something new going on with them. And maybe I could get them to come up to the country. If I meet the great poet, maybe they could meet him too, but mostly so we could go roughing it. Maybe the park ranger could show them some sights, go camping, a little nature for the City boys." That's a lot of ifs," I said. He shrugged. "But what about your southern gentleman? Doesn't he constitute a potential threat to your well being?" Give me a month. I don't want to go through this shit again."I. " I heard him holler, "Baby, Cindy 'n' Dan are coming over Wednesday and they're ordering pizza!" Tell 'im thank you!" came the reply."Okay," I said. "We'll be there. Fivish!" You got it, buddy!" Jim laughed. "SO now you're a cook, too..." Yeah," I said. "Wisht I'd brought the cannon." Oh, yeah," he said. "Food and artillery. Wonderful combo." Alright, Jim. Holler if you need something." Hey, I'm gonna be sendin' Cindy home with an application to take the ACT in a week or so. So don't be.
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