Mum pulled away from me and said “Why don’t you take your things up to your room and then come down and tell me what you’ve been up to”.“OK�...� I said, then hesitated. “Where is everyone?”“All at work as usual” she replied. “I’m afraid you’ve just got little old me”.I was a bit disappointed but I didn’t let it show. “No problem – it’ll give us time to talk”.I started up the stairs to my room then stopped and looked down at her.“And your not old” I said.She seemed to appreciate my comment because. I had a good spot in my stool, raised slightly above all the people at the tables in front of the stage. I could see the performers just fine from where I was and I was far enough away that whoever was on stage couldn't see my facial expressions as they tried to choke out the last few notes of Don't Stop Believing.My friends were already seated at a table and had been put on the list with their song choices when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I expected it to be some asshole telling me there was. Mein jaise hi uske sath leta to zeenat bhi mere bistar par mujhse chipak kar so gayi, kash arsi aur ruksar bhi hoti to unko neeche aur upar leta kar box bana deta, khair chunki main thaka hua tha maine 2 ghante jm kar soya aur jagne ke bad zeenat ne kaha ki koi harz nahi hai salman tum to mereko periods mein hi chod do, aur boli tum to sirf pade raho tumhara land khada kar ke mein hi upar se chodungi aur tumhare ko jannat ki hur kaise chodti hai woh dikhaoongi, mein bhi bada lucky tha sari. Tum hamare ghar par hi rukoge. SAM ko yeh nahin bataya ki yahan SAM ki Bhabhi NISHI kitni garam aurat hai.SAM ne kaha ki main to agale week hi teen din ke liye Delhi aa raha hoon. SANJU ne SAM ko hamare ghar par hi rukne ka invitation de diya jo SAM maan gaye. Ab SANJU aur main bahut hi khush the. SANJU ne SAM ke lund ka pura description de kar mere badan main aag si laga di. Lekin main sharma bhi rahi thi. Main SAM se pehale kabhi nahin mili thi. Ekdum se milte hi main kaise unke saamne nangi.