He took survey of himself and asked about his injuries. He was told that his left leg was blown off at the hip. His right leg that had been his initia... injury was amputated just below the knee. He had several other lesser injuries that were healing. His hearing was in question, but he could hear some obviously. He was told that with therapy and prosthetics he could lead a productive life. He thought to himself, the wording, so careful, productive not normal. Not even close to normal for him.. I mean I really liked it and thought why not? What could it hurt. Then my mom busted me, yes, red handed so to speak. Then my dad. Then my grandma. For a week or two it seemed every time I started to stroke one out somebody in my family would walk right in and be totally offended.So we had this family meeting, mom, dad, and I. They decided that mom should help me get over this patch in my life. I would be going to college soon and they did not want me to be a "pervert" and embarrass the family.. Would Mom wait to tell Dad, or tell him immediately ... Oh please god, make her wait a while. True to her nature Mom told him within minutes of his hanging his coat and hat. Suddenly the house went quiet, and then a bellow unlike anything I've ever heard before... "What the hell are you talking about!!! I didn't bring that boy into this world to have him grow up into some kind of pansy, and if you think I can't take him right back out of this world, you better think again!!!" With that I heard. I held the phone to the vibrator so she could hear the buzz then informed her that would be the last she knew of it until I brought it home for her to wash and disinfect. Lying on a towel (I won’t go into the gruesome graphic details of A here if that’s OK; you know what I mean and you know who you are lmfao!) I put another fingertip of lube around my brown hole and started the vibrator again, holding phone with left hand to my right ear (such creatures of habit aren’t we...) and easing the.