" Good to know you haven't been scared stiff then," joked Tara."Ha ha you flat chested joker!" moaned Craig, snapping back at her. "Socan we drop the ...opic now please?" If you wish my darling sister, because we're going to a scary placetonight and if the little dude did pop up in a place it shouldn't, thatwould be an entirely new type of horror," teased Tara."I asked you nicely to stop please, and trust me, nothing will be poppingin my costume," grumbled Craig, opening the door. "Now I think. Such was my introduction to the world of sex.That was then, and this is now. Nervously, I approached Mike`s door. Mike and Mary-Ann didn't see each other anymore, so he was fair game, but this was still a big ask.I rang the doorbell, and a bemused looking Mike stared back at me.‘Caro? What are you doing here?’‘Hi Mike,’ I stammered, ‘I need to ask you something really important.’ I was ushered into Mike`s dirty, squalid flat; a real bachelor’s pad. I took a deep breath to steady my nerves.. We had only really discovered the pleasure of each others bodies once the kids were born and we decided that two was enough. Suddenly, without the fear of pregnancy, (vasectomy), we began to experiment and explore the wants and needs of our bodies. We were a bit like school children again, giggling and fumbling our way to discoveries and developing a mutual knowledge of each other on a very regular basis.It was on one of those nights, the children were well and truly asleep and the parents were. "Good evening to you too!" she answered cheerfully. "I hope you had a good work day." "Yeah. It went well today. Hit our milestone." I said, as my eyes wandered to her chest. It was impossible to resist. Ms Orben was a buxom woman, her massive assets strained her laced bra, outlining it against her sweater. I pulled my gaze away and focused on the spot between her eyes. "You really don't have to sweep the common areas you know. There's a cleaner." I continued the little chat as I walked slowly.