“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a scre...ching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a. Now you won’t go to Curt’s room like two horny bimbos and hurt him.”“Were the one with cherries,” the first girl said. “How is it that would be hurting him?”“Come and see,” I told them as we made it to his room.I teased him about closing his door lest he has someone walk on him at the wrong time.He was standing there annoyed and turned to the girls to ask, “I know I’m a boy and should be able to get this to go away, but even the air from the ceiling fan keeps making me hard. I’m not doing. I was so excited because we made a deal, on Christmas eve we would give each other a gift that involved lingerie and we would sleep in it that night so we could wake up and spend Christmas day as our sexy, feminem, and slutty girls that we liked to be. However this was on one condition, that neither of us had sex, masturbated or even pleased another person sexually (man or woman) for at least two weeks. This seemed a little unfair from a guys perspective I know but when you take into account. Not one, but two obedient sluts craving nothing more than obedience to his will. He removed the rest of his clothes and sat back to watch his fuck puppets put on the show of a lifetime. As the girls finally broke their kiss, you could hear them gasp for air at the same time. In the same instant, they put their hands on each other’s pussy and ran their fingers along the velvet folds. Mathew could see each girl’s fuck juice drip down the other’s hand. Jamie sucked on one of Amy’s nipples as she.