I couldn’t get my head round it. How can it not be gay?“It…it’s a bit gay, innit, Mr McGann?”“Is it fuck gay? Nothing queer about having a...cock fight, boy! This is a proper man’s game this is. Shows who’s got the hardest cock. You’re only a real man if you can keep your cock hard.”I thought: Oooh, yeah, this is the gayest thing ever. Having a cock fight with a macho prick. I said, “Call that a fucking erection. Ha!”I held my dick at the root and I slapped my dick real hard against Mr McGann’s. She fell on to the table, face down. Then Patrick and I turned her over on her back, pinning her wrists to the tabletop.The waitress struggled and kicked helplessly."Wait! No!" she screamed.The woman and the elderly man turned their heads to look at our table. The manager came from the kitchen and stood in the middle of the room, hesitating. Holding the girl's wrist down with one hand, Patrick flashed his police badge with the other."Police business!" he shouted. "Nobody move!"The manager. "This was the master bedroom but since I didn't really need it, I use it as my office". She then explained she does a lot of exams at the house for underprivileged children in the area with no health insurance. I wasn't sure if that was exactly legal, but she seemed to be doing a good thing."Why do I need another exam? I took the antibiotics for the UTI you gave me, I feel fine", I said."Well, I need to do a follow up and I am booked with school physicals for 3 months so I just figured I'd. It's the opposite of the famous Björk : "My lovers arefriends before all. Friends I can sleep with from time to time. I have neverasked myself too many questions." (lesinrockuptibles ) , "If a doctorwould measure me, he would think I would have to have sex three times a day." (detailsof 1995), "Luckily I'm so stupid that I don't realise why. The only wayI can explain it is that I was in the right place at the right time." (smashhits), "Don'tblame me, I'm just an idiot foreigner." ( dotmusic ),.