And I smiled.“WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT, PISSANT? DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SMILE? DO YOU FIND SOMETHING FUNNY IN WHAT I JUST SAID?” The sergeant...had whipped around to face me and crawled up my body. He was screaming at me at the top of his lungs, his face so close to mine I was being sprayed by his spittle.Oh, shit! The secret to surviving any kind of training is to become invisible. When hammering nails, the tallest nail gets hammered first. When you’re in a foxhole (what we learned was an. I left Tabby Catesby in the Land Rover, and spread the other three members of the half section in extended order, about 5 metres between each man, and then we advanced on foot towards the village. We had gone about a 100 metres towards Little Bugs when I said. "When I give the word we will all fire a short burst into the air – Fire!"I'm not over enthusiastic about the SA-80, the British Army's standard issue rifle, but it does have an impressive rate of fire. When all four of our weapons opened. I had my head on my arms and he said “Do to Jordan what you did to me” and pushed me again. I touched the front of Jordan’s pants and he was rock hard, rubbing him he groaned. Then John said “Take him out” I unbuttoned his pants and he pushed them down and soon I had his erection in my hand, pulling his foreskin back I licked his helmet.Then John pulled out and pulled me up so I was laid on the sofa again, he took my knickers off my feet and said to Jordan “Fuck mum” he came towards me and. Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in.