Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.Q: What’s the cure for marriage?A: Alcoholi...m.Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ: How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screenshot of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A:. I went to function, she was wearing white skirts. She introduced me to her parents, her father is asst manager in HP & her mom is housewife.After celebrating the party we had dinner, she took me to her room it was nicely interior with white & blue color combination. She was standing near the window n looking the garden, I went near her n asked Wat happen why are you quite she didn’t replied, then I turn her towards me kissed on her forehead & left the place. After few min she call meMe- hello,. Amit uske ghar kai sal baad gaya tha to vo thoda sarma raha tha to mene pucha aunty gharme kitne log he ? vo boli aunty nahi muje mami bulao me amit ki mami hu or tum amit ke dost ho to me tumhari bhi mami hui. Itna keh ke vo naughty smyle dene lagi uski muskurahat me kuch ajib si sheitani dekhi.Mami boli ke amit k mama he or ek beti jo tuition gayi he sam ko vapis ayengi. Tumhare mama Rajkot job karte he vo hafte me 2 din ghar ate he sat. or sun. fir mon. ko chale jate he. Itna bol usne apna. While he rubbed and played with this prized girlie-girl possession, his lips begged to touch the tantalizing flesh.As if reading his mind, Fancy announced, “Oh god Daddy, my ass itches so much! I’ve heard tell that saliva is a good anti-itch remedy. Daddy, will you please kiss my ass and try to lick it with your tongue? If it works, then I hope you can try it on my really itchy tittie nipples!”Half out of his mind with lust Jonas Ward kissed the girl’s pretty, lily-white ass flesh with.