Nope, got the whole week off, the boss insisted that I take a break, he said and his eyes began to lower to her full round breasts, he then looked bac... up at her face, And not a bad week to be off too, weathers beautiful&hellip,sos the scenery, he said with a bit of a laugh. She laughed too and hit him on the arm playfully So wheres the wife, shouldnt you be having a vacation with her? He shrugged and his grin went down a little nah, shes busy with work&hellip,but its ok, this is a good chance. He proceeded to tell me that it meant he would stay away from her another week and he was already exploding with nerves, so that night was important for him to relax. I just nodded, put my hand on his shoulder and said I felt for him and wished I could help. Just as I was turning away to go out he said: “Well, I’ve seen you checking a few guys at work, and I find you pretty often here in the bathroom just washing you hands but never actually pissing”. I turned back and must have looked like a. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone. I fired nine rounds off just as fast as I could pull the trigger and the automatic pistol worked flawlessly. "Your turn Karl," I said.He pointed his pistol out the window, checked for traffic then emptied it rapid fires. The he stuck the barrel of the rifle out my door and fired two shots with it. As he fired I had my hands over my ears. "Now let's stop somewhere and police this brass. Then you can take us to the hotel."When we got almost to the hotel one of the two young men turned to Karl and.