They were having a romantic holiday I guess and I really didnt mean to spoil the atmosphere for them but it happened too quick. We looked at each othe... so many times that I even raised my glass and smiled, he didnt respond. When he went up to the counter to get a couple of drinks, I moved closer and said “hi”. He was puzzled at first but he asked politely “do I know you?”. I told him maybe we might have met before in a seminar or something. If he was a straight guy he would have reacted. I hurriedly put on my dress and got down with him. It was somewhere in the outskirts of Chennai. The time was around 5am. He said he wanted me to come to his house to which I said ok. Then a Ford stopped near us he motioned me to get inside. When I got in there was a plump Punjabi aunty driving the car. She asked him who I was. He said I’m his new bitch to which she smiled. Then she said let me use the bitch for some time and she asked him to drive She came to the back seat and she asked me to. He said with no bitterness that Karen has three lovers now and was looking for more. Now me being me, I wanted to slap Jeff in the head and ask him, "What the Fuck is wrong with you?" But I am a guess and the look my wife gave me could melt ice in Alaska. So I said nothing and grabbed another beer.Damn where is Captain Morgan when you need him?"Shit", this was going to be hard as I said I am an asshole. So I sat like a good little hubby and said nothing.After about 10 minutes in Jeff's. "This one's foreveryday outings; although I think active little girls like your Daphneshould be properly bonneted at all times. The traditional ones may be abit much for a shopping expedition to Tesco," conceded Jake, as if thissilly child's sun hat with the shiny tie ribbons could possibly looknormal on an adult male in public. David gulped nervously in panic, hisfingers trembling. Did a small squirt of something escape into his nappy,adding to the mess already there? Was it from the front or.