“would you like if someone eats …you as well, i mean your lovely dick hidden in your legs” i asked him. “yes mom” he replied with excitement... “should mom please her son, if you can keep it a secret” i enquired while rolling my palm all along the length of his dick. “oh mom, i would love it, i promise i would do any thing, whatever you desire” he replied as if begging me. “can you show your mom what you have learned from the net”? I asked while gently taking his meatloaf in my mouth and started. I already knew."It's huge," i said meekly."Oh yeah?" he retorted."Yes," I nodded."Go on." It-i-it's just," I stuttered. I felt completely humiliated by the whole line of questioning."It's just that i thought it was some dumb stereotype. The big black dick. I've seen porn and all, i just never...in person its just...i thought it was some kind of myth..." I shifted in my seat and trailed off. I felt my erection rub against my shorts. God he was huge. And I still couldn't take my eyes off of it.. Now tell us what did Carpenter want with a little shit like you?"The plan here was for Curtis to get the idea that these guys weren't looking for Simmons at all. If he thought that they were looking for me, Curtis might be more likely to let slip where Simmons could be found and get himself out of the obvious jam he found himself in."I don't know! I told you, I just gave evidence against him in court a few years ago. I figured the guy was gonna work me over. I got out of there as quickly as I. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon."What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadian, you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth.