" Yeah, that wouldn't be wise right now," Kelly snapped. But she got the message. How sure was Kelly of her conviction? Enough to risk her husband's p...yche, and Carol's as well?Self-righteousness plus "self-evident" frequently equals self-delusional."Goddamn it, Madam," Kelly murmured. "I'm glad I've finally caught the family's insanity." Excuse me, Mistress?" Twilla said."Nothing. A little harder near the shoulder blades."Kelly's daily excursions into town had made Devon her shadow, and put a. I took out the cake cut a small piece for mom a bigger piece for my sister and a large piece for myself. I put the cake back and got some forks for everyone.I noticed the ladies looking at me funny."What? Can't I do something nice for you two without you worried that something is afoot?"Mom took the medium piece while Stef took the large one. I just stood there and chuckled a little then took the little piece over to the sofa and sat down."Come on ladies, join me for a movie?"They got some. ‘Me first,’ said my Mom to my sister. ‘You can have sloppy seconds after I’m done fucking his black ass.’ Oh, my God, my Mom is a slut, too. I was getting more than a little nervous here. Whatever happened to they don’t have sex at these dances? Whatever happened to they just go to the dance to dance, drink, talk, and have some laughs while dressing up in costume? I knew it. I knew they were all swingers. I knew they were fucking and sucking men. I just knew it. My aunt was dancing so close to. This fat pig is going to make you suffer for that remark, I am going to see how many times I can bounce on you" ! She then started lifted up and slamming herself back down onto me, again and again counting out loud as she landed. Each time she landed the air was forced from my body with a loud grunt until when she finally reached the count of fifty and settled to sitting on me. "Blimey", she moaned, "That's made my knees sore" and adjusted herself to stretch her legs out straight. "Please Janet.