Just bought the wife a new sheepdog fur bra...”Aww” she said, “will it keep my tits warm?”I said “No, but it’ll round ‘em up and point �...�em in the right direction!”A farmer is getting dressed in the morning when his wife asks him why his Wellington boots have L and R marked on them “That’s so I know which boot to put on which foot, I put the R one on the right foot and the L one on the left foot” the farmer told his wife, to which she replied, “Ah, so that’s why my knickers have C&A on them”Two. On......and...uh...." "Are you wearing a device?" "A device....yeah" Lisa stammered. Lisa gave her all the info she asked for, model and serial numbers including her name and adress and even phone number then when she asked for the purchasers name and Lisa gave her Stevens name...things went sour. "We have no record of that purchaser" the operator said. "Then" Lisa grunted angrily. "Who...DID buy it?!" "I'm sorry...we cannot reveal that information" "Well somebody bought it,. "What videos?" she barked but before anything else could be said, she jumped up and sprinted like hell was after her towards her room and just barely heard Kelsies quiet response. "The porn."Oh fuck I'm never going to hear the end of it! Emily groaned silently and reluctantly burst into her room. She found Ethan exactly where she guessed he would be. Right beside her t.v, staring down at the damned porno dvds Kelsie had recently brought. Emily hadn't even known Kelsie placed them on a surface,. “Get a grip Stacey!” She watched the shock register on Stacey’s face, but she didn’t try to pull her hand away. Even when Darnell covered her hand with his own, she only laughed as he gyrated against her hand.It was quick, but Karen watched as Darnell pulled Stacey onto her feet and spun her around, his large arms closing around her. He began to move with the music, holding her close against his muscular body. Watching her struggle to get away, yet smiling and giggling was actually getting.