It’s a quarter-past midnight but you aren’t tired at all, at least not in the sleepy way.You shuffle through the room into the kitchen, and you ho...e there’s some beer in there. You are John Doe and today you were fired from your job, and while that isn’t the end of the world, in this job-market it means at least a few months unemployed. Your landlord is a hard-ass, so the moment you miss a single rent payment you’ll be kicked out for good. After that you only have two options: moving back in. .. um ... very..." Conspicuous?" Striking, I was going to say," he laughed, recovering nicely. "But yes, that too." We looked around together at the collection of t-shirts and jeans, plus a small number of Hogwarts school uniforms like Belinda's. "Why are there school kids here drinking Jimmy-and-Coke?"I suddenly understood the last minute of conversation; he doesn't know Harry Potter or Hogwarts ... and he certainly doesn't know Hermione Granger."Kevin," I laughed. "Do you know what party. In all honesty, she made me feel like I was guilty of something and all I wanted to do was to convince her that I was just an eighteen year old girl even though to look at me, I appeared to be only about ten years old and with absolutely no tits at all.When she instructed me to undress, I thought she was making some sort of joke but she banged her eighteen inch ruler down on the wooden desk and I thought if she hit it any harder the thing would snap in two.“Take off the bra too, Miss Sallie. My brain was reeling andtorn. I was horrified, but my voice and body language was absoluteperky. I tried to rebel but my movements became even more girlish. "Myname is Bunni Hopp," I repeated. Morgana laughed. "I know!" I squealed."People laugh at my name all the time, but I LOVE it! I also love horsesand kids and I have a white Persian kitty-cat named Bo Peep. Do you likeanimals? I love animals! I think I love animals almost as much as I lovemy unborn babies. Do you have kids?" I asked.