" Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."The bartender replied: "Well, OK, but what about t...at hook? What happened to your hand?"The pirate explained: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in. Once I was dry, my fur would have a small sheen and be soft to the touch. Perfect. I smiled at myself and microwaved me a quick burrito before setting out onto the walk to his home~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I’d taken this walk so many times before, yet it always excited me as I came to his house. It was a modest thing, something good for a single male or perhaps a small family. I smiled, having made sure my food was done and my face was cleaned, and then knocked on the. .. as you are reading my last msg (about an hr earlier), you feel a light breeze inside your legs that are open because you're cock is getting excited. You look down and see my hand right in front of your panties hovering above your swelling cock! What a surprise! You can see up my skirt that my panties are wet with excitement. I'm wearing my new blue silky m&s panties and they feel so silky on my stiff cock that i'm leaking pre cum into the gusset.You lean under your desk to get a closer look,. Mona giggled nervously as he entered the stall with her and closed the door behind them.She needed to pee and here he was; he wasn’t leaving. She knew she was going to have to pee with a total stranger looking on. She looked at him and realised, she could not wait any longer.She hitched her skirt and pulled both tights and panties down in one go. She said a silent prayer for lacy panties and a perfectly manicured pussy. He looked down casually as her knees bent.As she sat down he told her,.