?Not for the wife then I take it?? she winked.?Well, err, no,? I blurted out.?Come with me please sir,? she indicated an aisle with an outstretchedpal....Stupid me began to think of all sorts of ridiculous scenarios. I wasgoing to be taken into custody by the store security for attemptedshoplifting, I was going to be humiliatingly thrown out of the store, orI was going to be accused of being a pervert and the police would becalled. All absurd synopses of course.We came to a stop next to the. I jumped. The janitor, or rather, the custodian, Karl, was inside the closet. He was texting or watching a video on his phone or something. We stared at each other. I put my pointer finger over my lips like “shhh”. I reached into my secret hiding spot and grabbed my back up laptop.“I won’t tell if you don’t.” I whispered. Then I winked for good measure. Karl nodded. He did not wink back.I left the closet and wiped the sweat off my forehead. I looked at my underarms, they were soaked. Thank God. I'd actually had my first kiss before you were even born." If you think I might change my mind about taking you out to dinner, you're wrong. My invitation still stands," I told her and we ended up having a rather wonderful date that following Saturday.I also asked her out for Sunday, then the next Friday. During that date, I asked her, "At the risk of making myself a pest, would you accompany me to dinner tomorrow night and I've been invited to a party next Saturday, a week, would you come with. Her breathing was both deeper and faster than her circumstances would normally have suggested. "Thank you," she added.I looked at the dimples her excited nipples were making in the thin fabric of the shirt, and then up to her face again. Her eyes told me she knew what I had just looked at then, too."You're welcome," I said, softly.When I got back with the ace bandage, and a zip lock bag full of ice, she was lying peacefully in the chair, her normal color restored. She didn't blush again when.