”I need to recharge this.””You're in the wildnerness now” I smiled. She stared at me for a moment and then put the phone away. ”Can I help?�...� she asked.”We need wood for the stove. Its stacked behind the house” I replied. The hut only really had two rooms and a small cubicle that served as a bathroom. The stove kept the main room nice and snug but the bedroom remained cool. After we’d eaten, sitting by the only window that looked out across the darkening valley, she looked about the room and. It wasn’t until she glanced my way and spotted the giant tent in my shorts, that she became aware of my leering. She smiled politely, paid for her dress and moved on. I. had to wait a few moments to shuffle along, not wanting my 9 and a half inch tent going on display this early in the morning. It soon subsided to a more discreet 7 inch chubby, and I continued my walk.A little farther along found Mrs. Brown seated at one of the coffee stalls enjoying a nice herbal tea. She had opted for a seat. "No, love! That won't happen! Those are unproven reports and anyway that was about things twenty years ago! Now don't be silly, go on, I'll be back soon."I was escorted to the hotel by a policeman, to get our belongings and cases, and Mom's toiletries and stuff that she'd need. She wasn't around when I returned to the police station to sign my release forms and pass them her things.As I left the station, I noticed the group of young local lads that worked on the market stalls etc, sitting. “Homework?” I looked as befuddled as I sounded.She couldn’t respond; her laughing fit just got harder.“Babe, I don’t get it? What’s so funny?” my puzzlement caused even more laughter.I shrugged, kissed her forehead, and headed to the bathroom.I got it then ... I was a bit slow on the uptake. I turned on the water in the shower, stripped off, and poked my head back into my room, where my sister was still laughing with tears running down her face.“Har de har har har; I get it now, my little pop.
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