I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.She calmed down and at the en... of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.I told her, that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.Here’s your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.Number Two IdiotEarly this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from. Depending on how they count, I've got 20 or 23." Why the range?" I asked."I enlisted right out of secondary school and the Navy put me through University and OCS. So they might count from date of commission or from date of enlistment."I looked at him. "So you could retire." Guess so." If you could live anywhere, where would you go?" Maclean." In New South Wales?" Yes. On the Clarence, near the Pacific." I've driven past it on highway 1. It's a Scots town."Maclean is 667 km north of Sydney where. " What the hell! I had no idea. "So, do you?" I asked. "Do I what?" "Do you get a hard on from your mom?" "Yeah, man, haven't you seen her? I get hard from watching her all the time!" Dan was full of surprises today. "Mom doesn't mind. I think she likes the idea of her son getting aroused by her." "No k**ding," I said. "Yeah, man," Dan continued, "those two perverts get a kick out of it. They fuck with the door open, you know? Probably hoping either Jen or I would peep." Jenny was Dan's elder. I want her to have a Cinderella experience tonight.”He handed the card back. “It will be taken care of, sir. You will not be disappointed.”I grinned at him. “No, Jeeves, I expect I won’t. Thank you.”“My pleasure sir. I’ll have her back before the fitting is over.”For the first time in our acquaintance, he lied to me. I had to wait fifteen minutes. The wait was worth it. She had on a light blue, little girl version of a ball gown, slightly puffy sleeves and a lace collar. Her curls were piled.