"She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers ...o you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I. . The dildo seemed to get even larger than it was originally, and I felt liquid entering my ass. "Well, you wanted some tonight, dear", Patrick said to me, "so I thought you wanted more cum in you". Rebecca laughed out loud, as she twisted the knob to the off position, keeping the dildo buried deep in my bowels, with an anonymous load in my ass, stirring around with the other loads I'd already taken.We then made small talk, well, mainly Patrick and Rebecca did, catching up on old times, as I. She did not get pregnant. ~ Encounter V: Two months off the shot ~We had moved again, and we were now in a new place. She somehow got two months behind on her shot, and it was because she was undergoing some depression. We were lying on my bed again, and as usual, I wanted sex.“Can we do third base?” I said.“I am two months off the shot. I am at very high risk right now.” She said.“Didn’t we have this talk before? I said I would help you with the kid if you got. The dress fell back and they plied her with coffee, her face was a mask, and she took some time to recover her full senses.Sam seemed a little on edge so she asked if he was “ok”, he said he had to go soon and though he thanked her for “taking him first before the big fellow ruined her, he would have liked to have seen her tits!” she laughed she then kissed him, saying that “things would all return to normal soon enough” and if he wanted to come back on his own sometime he must ring her and as.